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  • the item captchalouged/punched for entry items should be the one you will enter with—not a random item. for example, john used a pre-punched card of an apple.
  • to make new items or upgrade current items, simply repeat steps 1-5. instead of making your entry item, it will create whatever is on the codes you’ve put together.
  • the tab and apple juice codes aren’t correct, i just needed something to illustrate the point.
  • this is really the basic stuff, the machines can be upgraded!
  • a punch card shunt can be added along with a jumper block extension. the jumper block extension attaches to the alchemiter, and you then put punched cards into the punch card shunt, which goes into the jumper block extension. this allows you to change the alchemiter itself. for example, dave puts in a blender which causes the alchemiter to blend objects—rendering it useless.
  • a holopad can also be added to the alchemiter to preview items that will be created.
  • the intellibeam laserstation is used to extract ‘hidden’  captcha codes that are unreadable through any other method. for example, sburb disks.

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LET’S TALK ABOUT PARODY VS. AFFECTIONATE PARODY
or That Time Hussie Parodied His Fans the Right Way

I want to just take a moment to talk about parody, guys - specifically, affectionate parodies of your fanbase.  And how Hussie did it right, whereas another series that had snapped its fourth wall- Supernatural - did it wrong.

The person in the picture on the right is Becky.  Becky was a character introduced in Supernatural at the beginning of season 5.  She is a huge fan of the in-series books about the Winchesters - she writes fanfiction and runs fan pages and does all sorts of the things we associate with fandom.  She’s called upon to help the Winchesters out.

Soon she comes back in an episode where the Winchesters have to attend a convention for the book series that’s about their lives; at this point she meets Chuck, the in-series author of the books, and starts dating him.  By the end of the season she’s gone and we find out ‘it didn’t work out’.

Becky is the only female fan we see despite there being an episode presented as occurring at a convention (bearing in mind that the majority of Supernatural fans are female, this is pretty denigrating), so she is called on to represent all of female fandom - and she is presented as air-headed and idiotic.  She is barely reliable and barely to be tolerated.  She is presented as being only in everything for the sex and is a rabid Wincest fan (which not unexpectedly grosses out the characters involved, but still, did you have to do that, Kripke?  Really?).  When she disappears because things ‘didn’t work out’ between her and the in-series author, we can only draw the conclusion she’s meant to be illustrative of the creator’s feelings about his fandom.

Becky gave me massive second-hand embarrassment.  Becky upset me despite my best efforts to like her.  She wasn’t completely awful but her most prominent traits were her most obnoxious ones.

(On a side note, the entire convention episode was equally embarrassing.  The male fans were almost as bad as Becky, but at least a couple of them got to save the day.)

Then we have Calliope.

Calliope is also a creation by the author to parody his fanbase.  She cosplays, she spends all her free time drawing and writing and analyzing her favorite ‘characters’, she reads too much into everything.  She sees herself as ugly and unlovable, but is drawn with a lovable smile and cute eyes.

She is also extremely integral to the story in ways we don’t know yet, but she isimportant.  She’s not presented as incompetent, but helpful.  She may turn out to be horribly wrong about everything but she was trying.

I love Calliope.  She is absolutely adorable to me.  She makes me feel warm and acknowledged - she is a parody and yes, Hussie is making fun of our tendency to read into every little thing and go nuts creating art and do all sorts of fun stuff like that - but I don’t feel insulted.  I feel like I’ve received a nod and an amused, knowing smile.

This is the difference between parody and affectionate parody.

one makes you feel kind of terrible about who you are.

the other makes you feel pretty damn good.

vikki knows how to talk about things that i can’t but wow yes this forever

fuck my blog-type. This can’t not be reblogged. Because holy f-ck. YES.

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“Equius is so weird!” said the Homestuck fan as the troll who has the strength to put someone through a steel wall does nothing but protect his moirail and provide a pair of legs for a lowblood cripple and a new arm for the meanest troll of all and spends the entire story trying to protect everyone and doesn’t hurt a fly.

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(A gay couple has just met up in the restaurant and kissed each other upon arrival. Another customer has seen this and is obviously angry.)
Angry Customer:
“Damn f**s.”
Gay Man:
“Excuse me?”
Angry Customer:
“You heard me, you little s***. Let’s not make this into some little pride protest, okay? I have to accept that you’re going to live your lifestyle, and you have to accept that I’ve got freedom of speech.”
Gay Man:
*quietly* “Is it too much to ask for a little human decency?”
Angry Customer:
“Human? Listen up, what you’re doing is not human. I think I have the right to determine what I think is human.”
(The manager shows up. He’s a quiet Italian man who I assume is conservative due to the Christian imagery and portrait of Reagan he keeps around the restaurant.)
Angry Customer:
*to the owner* “Hey, can you move either them or us to another table?”
(Instead of responding to the angry customer, the owner instead speaks to his wife.)
Owner:
“I’m sorry ma’am, but we have a strict ‘no pets’ policy in my restaurant.”
Wife:
“Uh, I, uh, what? I don’t have a—”
Owner:
“Well, according to your talking monkey over here, I can determine who’s a human and who’s not. You bring an animal into my restaurant; I gotta assume it’s your pet.”
(The angry customer storms out. When I left, the owner was giving his description, and copies of security camera footage, to the biggest crowd of police I’ve seen. Apparently it’s a bad idea to not pay your bill at a restaurant that gives free coffee to cops.)